If you ever wondered what a certain dental hygienist was REALLY thinking behind her mask--this is it.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Catch a Falling Star
So, what is the deal with celebrity fascination? I'm talking these so-called 'reality' stars here too, although I dont consider them anything but wanna-be celebs.
Do we think they have everything? Looks, Fashion, Money. Love and Amazing Lives?
Are we jealous? Intrigued?
What we may not realize, its damn hard work to become adept at acting.
It doesnt happen overnight, and it's not all fun and games.
It's hot. It's grimy. It's cold. It's kissing someone you'd rather not and making it look delicious.
It's knowing only the upper crust can actually make a decent living at their profession.
It's thinking you created a pretty good movie and being panned by the critics.
It's gaining 5lbs and being called 'fat' on every newspaper stand.
It's being in a panic when the first wrinkle appears or the first grey hair is spotted.
It's thinking you peaked at 26, and now you're ancient at 30.
There is a lot of rejection and a fair bit of ''who you know'' to actually make it in the acting world.
Gosh, imagine that.
I cannot even fathom the terror of wondering when/where your next 'job' will be coming from.
Who in their right mind would ever consider such a profession?
I suppose it's someone committed to the craft.
Someone who was willing to put in the dedicated hours to hone their talent.
Someone who was willing to pound pavements looking for a job-any job.
Someone who didnt know what else they could do to fill their soul.
Someone who followed their dreams and found their bliss.
So, I tip my hat to the 'real' stars out there that are entertaining me on a daily basis.
The ones who paid their dues.
I'll be seeing you at the movies.
Really soon.
(Listening to:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxsHOEixzgM)
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Saw "New Moon"
'Nuff said.
(listening to:http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x29je_simon-garfunkel-mrsrobinson_music)
Friday, November 27, 2009
Texas
This was the response I got from my newly-transplanted-to-Texas son when I asked him what he was bringing to a friend's Thanksgiving celebration.
He was highly frustrated, since he planned on making Brie en Croute and he literally couldn't find the cheese.
This led me to remember what it was like coming to Oregon 10 years ago.
Even though it wasn't that far from Nevada, as far as foodstuffs, it could have been a million miles (at least).
In Nevada, the empathises was on cheap, plastic tasting food. Fresh from the garden wasn't plentiful since most people were unable to grow gardens and there weren't many farms. It's difficult to grow things in low water areas such as high deserts.
In Oregon, the weather is temperate, it rains here (a lot) and folks are interested in excellent quality.
As a result, garden fresh, organic produce is the norm. Home made breads and cheeses are available at farmer's markets. Milk and meats even taste different here since the animals are being grass fed.
My family adapted beautifully to these new experiences and came to love the difference.
We all like to eat, and we enjoy cooking.
I guess we've become food snobs.
So, my son is basically homesick.
He isn't liking Texas.
Maybe the food there isn't the best part.
Perhaps its the people.....or the culture...or weather...or ...or.........the whatever shiny bits Texas has.
I'm not sure what they do in Texas for Brie en Croute, but I'm positive they have excellent beef.
Beef Wellington? Maybe?
And sorry Son....I miss you too.
Terribly.
(Listening to:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZlN9ZMgiR8)
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
November Bliss
The laundry pile is still there. Dishwasher is still full of clean dishes. Wood box is empty. Leaves still lay scattered all over the yard. Calls went unanswered. Emails never sent.
Why?
It was a clear day. A brisk, beautiful blue sky.
I went for a glorious motorcycle ride.
A very, very long 6 hour motorcycle ride.
A decadent lunch in a favorite cafe.
Wearing a smile so big, my teeth actually got cold.
And the best moment of the day was when Wes pulled over, took off his helmet and gave me that stern look he gets and said ''Going a bit fast, were we?'
Yes, yes we were.
WOOT!
(listening to:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgI8bta-7aw)
Monday, November 23, 2009
Change in the Air
She is now a He.
Why do we care?
Why in the name of all that is sacred, do people feel they MUST know about such private matters? Obviously we felt some sort of weird kinship to her when her parents paraded her around on their variety show in the 1970's.
Is it because we met her in our living rooms through the television?
I have no idea.
I can imagine she didn't take this step lightly.
I'm sure she carefully measured every pro and con and came up with a decision based upon her needs, her desires, her own soul.
Looking in the mirror and seeing someone that you dont recognize isnt ever easy.
The pain of living in the 'wrong' gender had to have been astounding
I'm pretty impressed Chaz had the courage to face himself.
He declared who he really is...and righted a wrong.
With grace, humor and honesty.
Can you say the same thing?
(Listening to : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBI3lc18k8Q)
The Challenge
My typical work out consists of swimming over an hour at our local indoor, heated pool.
I've been having a hard time staying motivated this past month, and my routine has fallen by the wayside. After a fairly rough summer, I really could use the exercise.
As I brainstormed on it, a flash went off in my brain.....What about a swimming marathon?
Looking around online , I found there are many 10k swimming challenges.
The closest one is in June 2010
I'm thinking it may be good to have a goal..something attainable.
So, Im going into training as of tomorrow. I will continue my swimming routine 5x a week for an hour a day, but I think I'm going to add in a brisk jog on the treadmill and additional weight lifting. I really dislike our elliptical machine, but maybe I'll try it again.
The main thing is to be consistant and focused.
I've been allowing the competitive streak in me to show once in awhile lately, which is a kind of freedom I rarely let anyone see. To squelch that part of me isn't healthy anymore.
This challenge may be just the ticket to shake off the winter doldrums.
And for those of you who are thinking to yourself 'she's only doing this so she can eat a lot of carbs'.....you'd be right.
Bring it.
(and if you're going to bring it, please put a smidgen of sauce on it...ok?)
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Sweet Dreams
Saturday, November 21, 2009
BUCK Tradition!
Thanksgiving, I am flying in live lobsters to grace our table.
Now, before I hear all of you freaking out about ''traditional' holiday fare, I'd like to remind you the pilgrims ate a heap of turkey for Thanksgiving...and a lot of lobster. There are historical documents stating the settlers were very tired of eating the crustacean by mid winter.
Besides, why shouldn't we eat something special for a holiday meal?
Turkey is so dull. We eat it often now that it is so readily available year round. In the past, at Thanksgiving, we've deep fried turkeys, had them smoked, baked, roasted and broiled.
Anymore, turkey is just an everyday protein. BLAH!
Give me some EXCITEMENT!!!
Give me some ADVENTURE!!!
Give me some LOBSTER!!!
Whew. That nearly sent me into an apoplectic fit.
I'm fine now, thanks. cough cough
Back to the matter at hand......
The lobsters are set to arrive on Wednesday.
How will I make sure they are still healthy and happy by Thursday?
I'm planning on tucking a soft blanket around them and singing them a lullaby as I plant a smooch on their tiny little foreheads. Maybe I'll even offer to polish their wee claws so they feel good about themselves. A quick gentle misting of organic sea water, and I'm sure they'll settle down nicely.
But, I have to remind myself NOT to name them. Or make any eye contact.
Or take pictures of them dressed in knitted scarves, hats and mini sunglasses.
Or hold them up all splayed out and say in my best Richard Nixon voice "I am NOT a crook!'
Dignity means everything to a lobster.
And I refuse to take that away from them.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Imaginary Friends
Can a true friendship be formed with someone you will probably never meet?
I think so.
I've been in the virtual chat room Second Life (http://www.secondlife.com/) for over a year and have met some wonderful....and not so wonderful people. These folks are as 'real' to me as anyone else in my flesh and blood life.
Why? Well, for one thing they know my spirit. They know my thoughts. My aspirations. They know me without a physical presence.
And I know them.
Their hope, dreams, fears. Things they could never tell people in their own lives. Someone once said it's like pouring your heart out to a bartender, or sitting next to someone on a long train ride and bonding intensely during that time. Except we have much cuter avatars!
Have to love being able to toss on a ballgown, make your butt smaller or change out your hair in a matter of seconds!
There are some that would argue that these friendships arent ''real''.
To them I reply:
Why would Second Life be any different than having a pen pal?
Or remember the CB craze of the 70's?
People find a way to connect, no matter what medium used.
There are some terrific characters that log into SL on a daily basis. My inner core of good friends has essentially stayed much the same for the entire time I've been online. Sure there have been minor tiffs and misunderstandings. There have been giant revelations and falling outs. We call that 'drama' and try to avoid it. It happens because we're human beings, not avatars.
But to have these people encouraging me and making me laugh has been one of the best things I've encountered. In turn, I try to lift their spirits and keep them thinking and smiling as well.
I've certainly gotten a much broader perspective on world events and the psychology of people.
By the way, the above picture is of me (as Bridget) and Chipper.
He's my best friend in Second Life. And I am his.
We have a great time talking and exploring and goofing off.
He also kicks me in the ass and motivates me to be a better person.
And really, isn't that what real friendship is all about?
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Lost Again!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sleeping Beauty
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Going Green
Monday, November 16, 2009
My BIG confession
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Bad Day-Whine Alert!!! (sorry)
Saturday, November 14, 2009
The Fraudulent Metaphor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY
If you were a child in the public school system during the 1968-1981 era, it was likely you watched the above award winning documentary by Disney called "White Wilderness", which told of culture and wildlife in Alaska.
It was fascinating to see the native Alaskans (called ''eskimos'' then) kill a whale and eat the blubber and meat raw right there on the shore. We'd all squirm and wriggle while practically getting sick to see someone eating raw meat.
Now, we call that sushi, and whaling is considered taboo.
Its amazing the changes of what was acceptable in 1958 and what isnt in 2009.
The series showed the plight of the little rodent called the Lemming. When food sources become scarce, the Lemming will rush over the cliffs and plunge into the ocean. Thousands of Lemmings were shown to be swimming out to sea, never to be heard from again. It was presumed they perished in the water, and it was obvious some didnt make it over the cliff due to broken bones and internal injuries.
Why am I telling you this?
I just learned Lemmings dont exhibit the behavior of rushing forward and leaping over a sheer rock cliff. Those particular Lemmings on the film were forced over the edge of the jagged rocks and killed.
Apparently the filmmakers shoved those poor creatures to their deaths to get a good 'story'.
They won awards. And accolades. And received praise.
Thousands of school children were shown this movie repeatedly so we were exposed to different ways of doing things. I remember in one class a teacher even warned us not to be 'Lemmings' when it appeared we were all following the class leader too closely.
Now that I think about it, it wasnt the kids who were the Lemmings in this case.
It was the people who blindly followed the murderous director of this film.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Swine Flu
Please go back to your regularly scheduled lives.
That is all.
(listening to:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-z7M3FZv4E&feature=related)
Breakfast of Champions
They look quite a bit alike, dont they?
Which one do you suppose would taste better on a waffle in the morning?
Why am I asking this?
Dont ask.
All I can say was .....it wasnt pretty. Or nice. Or even tasty.
And yes, I am making an eye appointment very very soon.
(listening to:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb3XAP0c8WU)
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Keep Out!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Pizza Recipe
See this work of art?
Its a pizza I made with homemade crust (recipe to follow), ground beef, mushrooms, garlic, cheese, and red onion.
I wanted to try out my new pizza stone.
The only problem was I didnt realize I needed to grease or season my stone.
In the interest of full disclosure, I must confess that I literally couldnt lift this pizza off the stone. We wound up eating just the toppings.....which was my intention all along--think lower carbs, right?
Pizza Crust
2 c Water
1/2 c Oil
3 cloves Garlic; crushed
2 tablespoons Sugar
1 teaspoon Salt
6 cups Flour (I use half whole wheat/half white)
2 pk Yeast (2.5 teaspoons per package)
Dissolve yeast in water and add sugar; wait a few minutes; add oil and salt and garlic.
Mix in 3 cups flour and whip about 10 min till it leaves the side of the mixer bowl. Add remaining flour knead till smooth. Allow to rise twice in the bowl. Punch down. Roll out or press onto well oiled baking sheet (thats the part I didnt do...oops)
Bake at 425* 20 min.
Makes 2 crusts
Monday, November 9, 2009
The Elf Chronicles
“The mall is hiring an elf to help Santa out”
I’m sure he meant well by letting me know about the job.
He’s tired of seeing me bored and is pretty convinced my staying home all the time has something to do with it.
I admit it—he’s 100% correct.
OK, I realize I’m not working.
I get that jobs are scarce in Oregon at the moment.
But really….an ELF? ME?
Do I seem the type to have Elven qualities?
Prancing around in a pine green outfit with itchy red and white striped tights.
Wishing mightily for the Costco sized bottle of Purell
Dangling smelly babies into Santa’s arms.
Warning the snotty little 8 year old determined to kick Santa in the goolies.
Arguing over allotted ‘lap time’ with a precocious kids mom
Inventory of candy canes
Curbing my acerbic wit until I implode in a fit of unsaid words and rolling eyes
Wrestling the flask out of Santa’s gloved hands mid-shift, yet secretly having a wee nip behind the back drop during a break (medicinal only of course)
Fake snow lodged in places I dont even want to think about
Giving the ‘tiny pinch’ (think soft part of the upper arm) to the little darling that is too old to be touching the Elf (namely ME)in that manner
Getting my heart torn asunder when a little girl begs to have Daddy home from Iraq
Trying to see Christmas from a child’s perspective (and failing utterly)
Realizing I’ve blown the big Santa secret for a dozen kids in line when I call him ‘George’
Ducking the eggnog shake that comes flying at me from some gang of laughing teens walking by
Making minimum wage
Cleaning up after the real reindeer that mall management thought would lend an authentic air
Spraying ‘’pine scent’ to cover up the unwashed, tired Santa sitting in the festive chair as well as the aforementioned authentic raindeer
Letting above Santa get all the glory, because after all—HE IS SANTA!!
While all of this sounds oh-so fun, I think I’m gonna have to pass this year.
Sucking spit and scraping gums may not be a glamour job—but at least I don’t have to wear pointy shoes.
Unless I want to, that is.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
The next generation
Truth in Labeling
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Soul Mates
I was taken aback, since it seemed an odd thing to trickle out of his oh-so-pragmatic brain.
Do I believe in Soul Mates?
And the answer is.....
YES.
I believe spirit transcends time, space, and gender.
I believe when you find that person--you just know.
I also believe finding your true soulmate is rare.
It's pure magic when you do.
And you are never, ever the same.