I'm fairly predictable on the outside
I dress in a pretty conservative manner
I don't flaunt myself around
so
You'd never know I have a dirty little secret
one that I don't deliberately hide
but
I don't talk about it
It's something
that
you'd probably never guess in a million years
about me
and
I've chosen today to make public
what inquiring minds really want to know
~~~Drum roll please~~~
I am sporting 2 sizable tattoos
on my upper back
They aren't visible to anyone
my clothes hide them
Only *I*know they're there
So
What are they
?
They are fairy wings
that
look like they are coming out of my back
Airy, feminine and magical
and
very very pretty
so
I suppose this newsworthy tidbit
won't go
in the family Christmas newsletter
because
I've just outed myself
and NO
I won't show them
to you
even if you ask
nicely